Clear alcohols are for women on diets.
Ron Swanson
Last night at Lemaire I had my first ever Pimm’s Cup. So cool and refreshing. I think I’ll make this my summer drink. Maybe I’ll even take it to the next level by swapping out the cucumber for a pickle. Cheerio! (Taken with instagram)

Last night at Lemaire I had my first ever Pimm’s Cup. So cool and refreshing. I think I’ll make this my summer drink. Maybe I’ll even take it to the next level by swapping out the cucumber for a pickle. Cheerio! (Taken with instagram)

“Heineken. Shaken, not stirred.” No, that doesn’t work at all. I initially had my doubts, but eventually accepted - nay, embraced - Craig as Bond, but I still have my limits. I expect an announcement that 007 wears a Timex any day now.

Yum! Pennsylvania Brewing Company 25th Anniversary Imperial Pilsner

Yum! Pennsylvania Brewing Company 25th Anniversary Imperial Pilsner

For those that need further proof that Mike Nelson is awesome. He’s the ATF of funny.

For those that need further proof that Mike Nelson is awesome. He’s the ATF of funny.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! See if you can spot every vice, electronic doodad, and Christmas tree still up in late January.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! See if you can spot every vice, electronic doodad, and Christmas tree still up in late January.

Hey, my sister only said to pick up some wine for dinner tonight. She didn’t specify what kind.

Hey, my sister only said to pick up some wine for dinner tonight. She didn’t specify what kind.