MILF on the Shelf, Day 24: I said to set out the *milk* and cookies for Santa, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf, Day 24: I said to set out the *milk* and cookies for Santa, MILF!

I just made oatmeal pumpkin cinnamon chocolate chip cookies because the alternative was raking the yard. Of course, now I’m stuck with 41 cookies I don’t need. Scratch that, 40. Make that 39 now…

I just made oatmeal pumpkin cinnamon chocolate chip cookies because the alternative was raking the yard. Of course, now I’m stuck with 41 cookies I don’t need. Scratch that, 40. Make that 39 now…

Pumpkin cookie butter cookies… soon.

Pumpkin cookie butter cookies… soon.

Look what I found at the beach: nautical-themed cookies!

Look what I found at the beach: nautical-themed cookies!

Christmas (party) cheer.

Christmas (party) cheer.

In honor of one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time.

In honor of one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time.

Slowly chipping away at the mountain of maple pumpkin cookies I baked, one at a time. (Taken with Instagram)

Slowly chipping away at the mountain of maple pumpkin cookies I baked, one at a time. (Taken with Instagram)

Sometimes a dude just has to bake, you know? Tonight I made maple pumpkin cookies. Very dense, very autumnal, very good. Unfortunately, I made a double batch, despite the fact that I live alone and don’t need these things in the house in the first place. So, someone please come over and take a dozen or two cookies off of my hands. I implore you.

Sometimes a dude just has to bake, you know? Tonight I made maple pumpkin cookies. Very dense, very autumnal, very good. Unfortunately, I made a double batch, despite the fact that I live alone and don’t need these things in the house in the first place. So, someone please come over and take a dozen or two cookies off of my hands. I implore you.

kittiesandhorsies:

Doh!

Why you should *always* read the instructions.

kittiesandhorsies:

Doh!

Why you should *always* read the instructions.