MILF on the Shelf, Day 24: I said to set out the *milk* and cookies for Santa, MILF!
I just made oatmeal pumpkin cinnamon chocolate chip cookies because the alternative was raking the yard. Of course, now I’m stuck with 41 cookies I don’t need. Scratch that, 40. Make that 39 now…
Slowly chipping away at the mountain of maple pumpkin cookies I baked, one at a time. (Taken with Instagram)
Sometimes a dude just has to bake, you know? Tonight I made maple pumpkin cookies. Very dense, very autumnal, very good. Unfortunately, I made a double batch, despite the fact that I live alone and don’t need these things in the house in the first place. So, someone please come over and take a dozen or two cookies off of my hands. I implore you.
Why you should *always* read the instructions.