MILF on the Shelf, Day 13: The California Department of Health will have to pry the Sriracha from your cold, dead hands, MILF.
Choose your caption:
A) This Christmas why not give your loved ones a ticket to Flavor Country?
B) You can’t have a nativity set without Camels.
12 Days of Holiday Bullshit, Days 1 and 3: Cards Against Humanity cards! Guess I should pick up a copy of the game at some point.
I’m kinda sorta jonesin’ for Pepsi Holiday Spice right now and I’m fairly certain that it has everything to do with Christmas-fueled nostalgia and nothing at all to do with its taste.
So a few weeks ago I signed up for Cards Against Humanity's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit, in which they promised to send you junk over, well, 12 days. Now, I’ve never even played the game, but: a) I love Christmas stuff, b) I can’t resist the mysterious allure of a grab bag, c) the number of open slots of this limited promotion was rapidly ticking down, and d) it was only $12.
Today my first “gift” arrived. I think it’s coal. Maybe. I dunno. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
(Upon checking the website, this is actually the second day’s gift. Either the first day is still in transit or it got lost/misdelivered. Bah humbug!)
I can finally scratch “take a party bus on the Tacky Lights Tour” off of my bucket list. (More of my snaps here.)