Micah, please!

Apr 17

thegreatestamericannegro:

putthison:

Bad News, Beards
From The Guardian:

Hirsute men have been warned their attractiveness to potential partners may fade as facial hair becomes more prevalent, in a scenario researchers have called “peak beard”.
Research conducted by the University of NSW finds that, when people are confronted by a succession of bearded men, clean-shaven men become more attractive to them.

Photo: Brian Wilson, musician; beard and novelty t-shirt aficionado.
-Pete (currently bearded)

I’d be worried about this news if I were actually getting chicks.
Alas, nothing from nothing is nothing.
So the beard stays.

I just wasn’t made for these times.

thegreatestamericannegro:

putthison:

Bad News, Beards

From The Guardian:

Hirsute men have been warned their attractiveness to potential partners may fade as facial hair becomes more prevalent, in a scenario researchers have called “peak beard”.

Research conducted by the University of NSW finds that, when people are confronted by a succession of bearded men, clean-shaven men become more attractive to them.

Photo: Brian Wilson, musician; beard and novelty t-shirt aficionado.

-Pete (currently bearded)

I’d be worried about this news if I were actually getting chicks.

Alas, nothing from nothing is nothing.

So the beard stays.

I just wasn’t made for these times.

(Source: pauldespain, via nomosshere)

I have many, many unfortunate blind spots when it comes to classic literature. In attempt to correct one of them, I deviated from my usual pulpy crime novels and started reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn last night. Since it’s a perennial banned book, I’m only doing so while in close proximity of a fainting couch, just in case my delicate sensibilities are offended.

I have many, many unfortunate blind spots when it comes to classic literature. In attempt to correct one of them, I deviated from my usual pulpy crime novels and started reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn last night. Since it’s a perennial banned book, I’m only doing so while in close proximity of a fainting couch, just in case my delicate sensibilities are offended.

But before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes. You’ll stumble in my footsteps.

But before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes. You’ll stumble in my footsteps.

Finally, I won something at work’s annual Easter egg hunt: I got gas. Thanks, Jesus!

Finally, I won something at work’s annual Easter egg hunt: I got gas. Thanks, Jesus!

Apr 16

collegehumor:

Hulk SMASH uncredited sources! 

collegehumor:

Hulk SMASH uncredited sources! 

(Source: reddit.com, via tanksworld)

Apr 15

Poutine! Not to be confused with Pantene. (at Max’s on Broad) #RVA

Poutine! Not to be confused with Pantene. (at Max’s on Broad) #RVA

Apr 14

T-shirt greatness has been achieved. 

T-shirt greatness has been achieved. 

I’m assuming these are also outfitted with hydraulics and kicker boxes, and the owners enjoy ghost-riding their boats.

I’m assuming these are also outfitted with hydraulics and kicker boxes, and the owners enjoy ghost-riding their boats.

Apr 11

Purely by coincidence, the first day of Crocs season coincides with the first day of Blindingly White Legs season.

Purely by coincidence, the first day of Crocs season coincides with the first day of Blindingly White Legs season.