Bad News, Beards
From The Guardian:
Hirsute men have been warned their attractiveness to potential partners may fade as facial hair becomes more prevalent, in a scenario researchers have called “peak beard”.
Research conducted by the University of NSW finds that, when people are confronted by a succession of bearded men, clean-shaven men become more attractive to them.
Photo: Brian Wilson, musician; beard and novelty t-shirt aficionado.
-Pete (currently bearded)
I’d be worried about this news if I were actually getting chicks.
Alas, nothing from nothing is nothing.
So the beard stays.
I just wasn’t made for these times.
(Source: pauldespain, via nomosshere)
I have many, many unfortunate blind spots when it comes to classic literature. In attempt to correct one of them, I deviated from my usual pulpy crime novels and started reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn last night. Since it’s a perennial banned book, I’m only doing so while in close proximity of a fainting couch, just in case my delicate sensibilities are offended.
But before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes. You’ll stumble in my footsteps.
Finally, I won something at work’s annual Easter egg hunt: I got gas. Thanks, Jesus!
Hulk SMASH uncredited sources!
(Source: reddit.com, via tanksworld)
Poutine! Not to be confused with Pantene. (at Max’s on Broad) #RVA
T-shirt greatness has been achieved.
I’m assuming these are also outfitted with hydraulics and kicker boxes, and the owners enjoy ghost-riding their boats.
Purely by coincidence, the first day of Crocs season coincides with the first day of Blindingly White Legs season.