Everytime I go into Starbucks.
This is why I don’t do Starbucks…
(Source: thesaramonster, via rifftrax)
MILF on the Shelf, Day 12: Get out of my breakfast nook, MILF!
Well, it’s been a nice run, but it’s all downhill from here on out for me on Twitter. What could possibly top this?
I retweet Richard Simmons’ silly affirmations ALL THE TIME. He’s a strange, little fellow, but I genuinely dig the guy. He’s got a big heart and that’s all to rare these days.
If you have time to kill, I highly suggest listening to his interview on Sklarbro Country. Funny and enlightening stuff.
I’m kinda sorta jonesin’ for Pepsi Holiday Spice right now and I’m fairly certain that it has everything to do with Christmas-fueled nostalgia and nothing at all to do with its taste.
(Source: japcoregalore, via spydrz)
MILF on the Shelf, Day 11: Peeping MILF!