But before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes. You’ll stumble in my footsteps.

But before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes. You’ll stumble in my footsteps.

Finally, I won something at work’s annual Easter egg hunt: I got gas. Thanks, Jesus!

Finally, I won something at work’s annual Easter egg hunt: I got gas. Thanks, Jesus!

collegehumor:

Hulk SMASH uncredited sources! 

collegehumor:

Hulk SMASH uncredited sources! 

Poutine! Not to be confused with Pantene. (at Max’s on Broad) #RVA

Poutine! Not to be confused with Pantene. (at Max’s on Broad) #RVA

T-shirt greatness has been achieved. 

T-shirt greatness has been achieved. 

I’m assuming these are also outfitted with hydraulics and kicker boxes, and the owners enjoy ghost-riding their boats.

I’m assuming these are also outfitted with hydraulics and kicker boxes, and the owners enjoy ghost-riding their boats.

Purely by coincidence, the first day of Crocs season coincides with the first day of Blindingly White Legs season.

Purely by coincidence, the first day of Crocs season coincides with the first day of Blindingly White Legs season.

Me right now. (Except that my spring break is technically just a weekend. But still…)

I hate going to the gym after work and yet here I am. Why? I probably won’t get here this weekend and I place way too much value on meaningless things like keeping my streak on Foursquare alive.

I hate going to the gym after work and yet here I am. Why? I probably won’t get here this weekend and I place way too much value on meaningless things like keeping my streak on Foursquare alive.

baseballcardvandals:

This blind date is off to a TERRIBLE start.

This is today’s favorite Tumblr blog ever.

baseballcardvandals:

This blind date is off to a TERRIBLE start.

This is today’s favorite Tumblr blog ever.